The Bored Immortal - Chapter 537: The Golden Egg

This article is also known as: “Mr. Gu’s name is really fragrant”
“After chasing people, you will know the pain of chasing people”
“The male god who was licked by me, he came after him”
【Received perspective】
It is said that licking a dog until the end leaves nothing.
He didn’t believe it, and pursued Gu Ze relentlessly for twelve years.
Not only did he chase farther and farther, but he also returned to before liberation.
He was born again.
After being reborn, he learned from the painful experience and decided to give up Gu Ze and focus on his career.
【Attack angle】
For that Qi Zhaohan who has been chasing after him for twelve years.
He really has nothing to say, he can’t be provoked but he can hide it.
But because of an accident, he was born again.
It’s good to be reborn, keep the distance as soon as possible, and don’t give him a chance to entangle me.
But why did my heart beat faster when I saw him later?
“Even if I jump from here, I won’t like Qi Zhaohan!”
“It’s delicious.”
small theater
Gu: “Give me a chance to be a dog lick, okay?”
Qi: “I’m sorry Mr. Gu, I’m cold-tempered.”
Gu: “It’s okay, I’m sexually passionate, we are a perfect match.”
Qi: “…”
[Highlight] Will not abuse, will not abuse, will not abuse, Qi Xiaohan will come back to enjoy the blessings in this life. I abused you and hit me!
[1] This is a pure and refreshing article, whether it is career or love!
【2】Qi Xiaohan will never procrastinate if he decides to stop, he is a decisive person!
【3】Double Life
【Notice! 】The angle of attack will be abused! After all, chasing Qi crematorium! !
True Fragrance Theater

Before
Mr. Gu: Reborn, I have to stay away from Qi Zhaohan, don’t let him fall in love with me again this time.
after
Mr. Gu: Xiaohan always treats me flirtatiously? what should I do? Waiting online, very urgent!
——
Confession
Before
Mr. Gu: I don’t like you, you deserve better people, can’t we be friends?
after
Mr. Gu: Xiaohan always refuses to agree to my confession, and even wants to draw a line with me…
——
＜3＞A suitor appeared beside Qi Zhaohan
Before
Mr. Gu (relieved): I hope the two can be together.
after
Mr. Gu (as if facing an enemy): There is always a rival in love coveting my daughter-in-law.

Conception: Break free from meaningless feelings and move towards a better life.
Content tags: strong, rebirth, inspirational life, cool text
Search keywords: Protagonist: Qi Zhaohan Gu Ze|Supporting role: Tao Shuran Wei Lifeng|Others: True Fragrance, Chasing Wife Crematorium

- Description from novelbuddy

For a certain LOL competition, a certain online streamer famous for pissing people off was currently explaining and broadcasting it at the same time.

Streamer: This support, so tr*sh.

Streamer: If that jungler was my teammate, I would already be idling at the fountain and playing piano for him by now.

Streamer: I recommend that this player go back and properly practice how to last hit.

Audience: What bullshit! If you’re any better, then you do it!

Streamer: Daddy I really can do it.

Audience: Okokok. If you can do it then I’ll chop off my head so you can kick it.

A few months later, LOL’s veteran pro team TTC announced a new mid laner, Soft. A boy with flashy blue hair appeared in front of the audience and played Zed to utter perfection, killing everyone he saw, causing all the female fans to begin toeing the line of infidelity.

During the MVP interview after the match, everyone held their breath and eagerly watched this newcomer.

Only to see the boy accept the microphone, smile and ask, “That water friend with the StarTV user ID ‘Suburb King 101,’ my team’s address is on the official website, when will you mail your head over?”

After a certain regular season match finished, the staff member went backstage to urge the team members to go onstage and conduct their interviews, only to see TTC’s new mid laner and jungler standing in the corner.

TTC’s number one ace · jungler daddy Road pressed their team’s new mid laner Soft against the wall. He lowered his eyes and asked lowly, “At the interview, do you know what you did?”

That quick-tempered mid laner, who had solidified his image as a troll in the audience’s eyes the very first time he went on stage, turned completely red. “I know. I won’t curse at anyone… I definitely won’t curse at anyone.”

The royal bastard of House Vasquer, Argrave, changed after his stay studying magic at the Tower of the Gray Owl.

The sickly man's awkward posture and cruel behavior have been replaced with a neat dignity and acerbic wit.

Though once listless, he now strives towards his goals with a life-or-death tenacity.

Most come away thinking he seems to know too many details about too much. Few can claim to know his motives or his goals.

Yet behind that confident appearance, the primary contributor for an open-world RPG's wiki battles existential dread and things far beyond his ken as he struggles to adapt to a grim, gothic fantasy world mirroring his favorite game.

The prospect of fighting against a world-ending calamity loses all of its appeal when it transitions from entertainment to reality.

Argrave is spurred towards unwanted heroism to preserve his life as he struggles desperately to keep this sinking ship afloat.

Yours Truly shall have all of you bow down to me!

Arriving in this brand-new world, Lin Fan found himself in possession of a system which allows him to level up indefinitely unbounded by the limitations of this world. Upon learning a powerful technique of Monkey Steals Peaches, Lin Fan realises that he’s poised to literally become the strongest person in this entire world. But of course, how boring would that be unless the whole world gets to know about his great name?

Shameless. Righteous. Smart. Lin Fan will let no one (or balls) stand in his way to glory!

Hilarious for all the wrong reasons and exciting for all the right ones, this novel will definitely have you roaring out in laughter and set your blood pumping all at the same time. Join us in this rollercoaster of a masterpiece with Lin Fan and his trusty sidekicks as he shows the world what it truly means to be YOURS TRULY.

There is a person, whose entire life is a legend. There is a person, whose extraordinariness radiates from his brows There is a person, his name is Lin Fan. Everybody: “Lin Fan, I want to have your babies.” A dominating life of unrestrained swag needs no explanation.