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... eople laugh.

Interviewer: Oh! That’s a very useful skill to have in the service industry. How do you make them laugh?

Clown: I tell them jokes.

Interviewer: Let me hear one.

Clown: How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Interviewer: Puns, huh. As an extra question, where do you see yourself working here in five years?

Clown: Firing you.

Interviewer: …

Clown: That’s also a joke.

Interviewer: Oh. Your sense of humor aside, do ...

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===Doever Writing Quality Guarantee===

I can give a solid guarantee that the writing quality of this novel is of the highest tier on this website.

There will be very few mistakes, and the few that do slip by me will not affect readability at all. Now, you may not agree with how the novel develops, but I can at the least guarantee that you will have no trouble actually reading what happens.

Of course, I am not perfect, so please feel free to point out mistakes and problems and I will be more than happy to fix them!

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Evolution/Non-Human/Unique MC: If you like evolution based novels and nonhuman MCs, then you've come to the right place. The whole novel will be about consuming creatures and their bloodlines and evolving.

The MC is also not the average isekai'd by truck average dude in most transmigration stories, it is an alien monster from the very beginning if that interests you any.

Cold/Ruthless/Villain - Anti-Hero MC: If you like MCs that are on the colder and more ruthless side, the MC does not operate by conventional human morals and starts off as a villain and will be a questionable anti-hero at best.

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The slow pace will also contribute to fleshing out a significantly developed world as well as setting up for plot events that will have relevance throughout the entire novel.

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