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... olutely, irrevocably could not trust in this world:

One — any sentence that began with "Close your eyes, I have a surprise"

Two — Princess Seraphina’s definition of "normal."

Unfortunately, today began with both.

Rei was dragged out of bed at dawn by two maids wearing matching pink blindfolds (a fashion choice he chose not to question) and told, with great enthusiasm, that "Her Radiance requests your glorious presence in the garden for a surprise befitting your et ...

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