Starting as a War God: Global Goddesses Blocking my Door - Chapter 215 A Typical Joke?

A hundred thousand years ago, there was a great war between cultivators. Immortals fell by the tens of thousands, the path of cultivation itself was severed, and after the dust settled, tombs forested the world.

A hundred thousand years after the last legend faded, Lu Yun, commandant of tomb raiders, descends upon the world. Armed with the Book of Life and Death, he has some burning questions to answer.

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“This isn’t how you raid a tomb!” Lu Yun smirked at the cultivators frantically scurrying about the ancient tomb. “Do you want me to teach you?”

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But ah, can someone teach him how to cure his new body’s erectile dysfunction?

GBT - BL OMEGAVERSE 18+The Wyne family is a famous wealthy family in Zondalian, a country famous for its progress in the eyes of the world. And their main heir is a handsome man named Daren Harry Wyne.Unfortunately, Daren was born as an Omega who always made trouble until his parents were fed up and annoyed with their own son's behavior.Until one day, a bodyguard is hired to watch over Daren from all sorts of dangers. Both from outside and from Daren himself.“Bodyguard, again? You've got to be kidding me. I can protect myself! I don't need an Alpha to protect me!”However, Daren realized that there was something different about his new bodyguard. There was something he was hiding.Something he couldn't reveal.“Who are you, Mr. Bodyguard?”Kill Me Protect Me, Mr. Bodyguard.

It’s me, Ren, and this is my story: the story of an ordinary man from Earth, reincarnated into the world of a modern fantasy novel, full of humans possessing magical powers, demonic beasts, corporate empires… and, of course, sexy beauties waiting to be conquered.But I wasn’t just another extra, dropped into some random fantasy setting, I was born as the sole heir to a family with assets worth hundreds of billions.More importantly, I had a system of my own: the Lustbound Codex.It was a system designed to help me corrupt even the purest soul, unlock new abilities through sex, earn Lust Points from the sins of lust and the conquest of beauties, and then upgrade myself with those Lust Points.Step by step, I would walk this lustful path to omnipotence.So come.Join me on this journey where, armed with a wicked mind and this perverse, lust-driven system, I would rise to the top, not only through battle and politics, but also through pure, unrestrained, boundless lust.From voluptuous goddesses to cold CEO MILFs, from highborn heroines to naive, innocent girls, I would conquer them all, one by one.And my first target?Naturally, it had to be my best friend’s mother!I’d been eyeing that hot MILF for years, and her perfect hourglass figure had already been burned into my memory.She was the ideal woman to take my virginity.So tonight…“I’m going to have sex with my best friend’s mother.”=====================[Content Warnings & Notes:]* All Characters are 18+* No NTR(The MC only steals other men’s women; his girls are never taken from him.)

MC follows the crew – Don’t like it? Don’t read.Vir transmigrated into the world of One Piece.Right from the start, he was being hunted down by a Devil Fruit users. Just an ordinary guy and a dying deer—how was he supposed to survive this?Ding![Congratulations, host! You have activated the 'Traumatizing Miracle Doctor System'][Saving people while causing them severe psychological trauma will grant you a random ability from them! ]“Bro, I’m being hunted here, stop messing around—give me something useful!”[Ding! Newbie gift pack reward: Antidote x1 ][Antidote: Instantly neutralizes all food poisoning effects. ]Vir: Σ( ° △ °|||)Good news: He has a system.Bad news: The system is useless!---Marineford War.Everyone’s eyes were wide in shock, their faces streaked with tears as they watched Ace get pierced through.Vir: “Wipe those tears! Hold them back! A little fatal injury—still treatable.”Not long after, the Whitebeard Pirates were wailing over Whitebeard’s tragic death.Vir spoke again: “Hold those tears back! Still treatable, still treatable!”And thus, Vir began his legendary journey of flexing.Aokiji: “I’m holding a severed leg, and this guy tells me ‘You are what you eat.’ Should I eat it?”Whitebeard: “That brat’s welding skills are top-notch. Don’t ask how I know!”Kizaru, who had been tasked with hunting Vir down, originally thought it would be an easy job. After all, he was just a doctor, right?Yet now, as he found himself struggling to breathe under the sheer pressure of Vir’s Conqueror's Haki, he had only one thought racing through his mind:“You’re telling me this guy is a doctor?”“Uncle, can you fix my facial paralysis too? Wanna give it a try?”