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... n their right mind would ever ask that. But on the off chance that somebody did, Emily would answer them honestly.

And her response would be this. Mondays tasted overly buttery. With a hint of sourness added to them. That was the best way that she could think to describe Mondays. There was really no getting around the depression of the day.

The only people who ever seemed to dodge it, were the eternal optimists or those who after being unemployed for a long time had finally manag ...

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