Simulated Crime, This Criminal Doesn't Seem to Be Acting - Chapter 16

Yohan wakes up ten years in the past, back when he still lived with his uncle and hadn’t yet lost his parents’ massage parlour. With a strange book filled with wellness techniques in his hands, he decides to live differently this time—more aware, more purposeful, and maybe even more fulfilled.

She was bored, so the Emperor accompanied her as she played in the three thousand realms and caught a phoenix for her to sit on. When she has cravings, the Emperor crossed through space to gather all kinds of delicacies and immortal fruits for her. Later on, she liked little kids, the Emperor tricked her, saying if she becomes the Empress, she’ll get her own kid. And like that, she became the Empress and got tricked by the Emperor into bed. However, she reincarnated and forgot everything…..

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This story contains sussy business. Expect lemons, comedy, hot MILFs, and a genius MC who collects women like Pokémon cards.MC is possessive. Harem is huge. The girls actually have brains. The guys? Sorry, they don’t matter.MC is chill most of the time… until somebody looks at his women. Then he turns into a final boss.Read at your own risk. Or pleasure. Probably both.××××××××××××~Alex died slipping on his own divine milk.When he opened his eyes again, he was Alexander Shepherd—an alchemist in another world.Tall. Handsome. Blonde hair. Tan skin. Basically the guy every girl drools over.And Alex knew immediately.He wasn’t the hero.He was the antagonist.The bastard who was going to NTR everyone around him and steal all the girls for himself.

Usami is a beautiful classmate with good morals and top grades. At school, she views Sakuto as her rival. But when he bumps into her after school, he sees a different side of her. She was playing at an arcade after classes, and she had this innocent smile that one couldn’t imagine on her at school.For the sake of getting along with her, he gets close to her at school and then plays together with her after school. They each have their places where they can deepen their bonds, and at last…This is the start of a heart-warming love triangle romcom!