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... was going running away from his mother after taking all of her twinkies from her handbag. At that time his mother had developed an unhealthy habit of eating twinkies at any given chance which is why they took turns robbing her.

They had had enough of her constantly asking them if she had gained weight and when they answered honestly she would call them unfilial. If they lie she would say she didn't raise liars. So stealing her stash was the only way to go.

He could still hear her ...

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