Return To The Past: I Won’t Choose Humility This Time! - Chapter 997 - I’m Not Joking

# FAMILY LIFE

Su Xiaoxiao was taking a nap but opened her eyes to find that she had transmigrated and was now in the body of a plump girl. From a dignified military doctor, she was now a glutton and a slacker. What’s more, she often terrorized people in the village, together with her father and brother. That was why nobody for miles around was willing to marry her. Although her family managed to arrange a marriage to an illustrious family, the groom ran away on the day of the wedding.

When her father said he would nab her a husband, she was not expecting him to do so literally by capturing Wei Ting with a sack after he was exhausted from fighting bandits. Su Cheng smiled mysteriously at his daughter. “Dad has good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?”

“Either.”

“I captured a husband for you. He’s a hundred times better looking than He Tongsheng! You’ll definitely like him!”

“Then, what’s the good news?” she asked in a daze.

Su Cheng decided to go with the flow and changed his words.

“The good news is that you don’t have to give birth any more! My son-in-law has already given us children!”

After getting married, Su Xiaoxiao led a busy life of changing her gangster father and younger brother for the better, saving the life of her gorgeous husband, and raising her three rascals… Plus, she unexpectedly became one of the most powerful ladies of the Yan Dynasty!

“Mm!”A muffled moan, strained with the effort to suppress emotion, escaped.Cheng Yuan finally inserted his penis into the vagina of the beautiful woman he had dreamed of.Incredibly painful!It was even more painful than her first night as a bride!“It's, it's too big…”“Should I pull out?”Pan Cuilian quickly wrapped her arms around Cheng Yuan, kissing him passionately, tears flowing uncontrollably.“Don't be gentle with me! Go hard!”

(A world is 40~50 chapters long, wear slowly)
An Yinong died young, and a system came to him: Our goal is to torture the mind and body, and make the scumbag crematorium!
An Yinong: Rejected.
The first world: the modern entertainment circle (overhead) has been completed.
System: Has the host done the task obediently?
No, he has gone to the chasing dream music scene, and the scumbag, the scumbag’s Bai Yueguang, and the scumbag’s enemy are all chasing, but none of them have caught up.
system:……
The Second World: Ancient Paranormal (Overhead) has been completed.
System: Has the host done the task obediently?
No, he went to the imperial examination to help the poor, and took the path of the scumbag, leaving the scumbag with nowhere to go.
system:……
The Third World: Era Harbor City (Overhead) has been completed.
System: Has the host done the task obediently?
No, he opened two vests to draw comics, and the two vests are falling in love and killing each other.
system:……
The Fourth World: Interstellar Zerg (Alternate) Completed
System: Has the host done the task obediently?
No, he awakened to become the ‘Queen’ during the live broadcast of Survival, and the higher Zerg were crying and shouting to tear themselves into pieces to feed the ‘Queen’.
system:……
The Fifth World: Reiki Recovery (Overhead) has been completed.
System: After kicking the boss, did the host do the task obediently?
No, he’s trying to be a mediocre pet groomer in a world full of mutants.
An Yinong (shou), who is conscientious in his career, & Han Yu (attack), who is conscientious in love, two-way arrows, 1V1.
1, the main subject, micro-people fans.
2. Relaxed and cool writing, the main plot is supplemented by feelings.
3. The first small world ending is be, and then all he. (The unacceptable little angel is cautious)
4. Daily change.

Content Labels: System Fast Pass Through Books Shuangwen
Search keywords: Protagonist: An Yinong ┃ Supporting role: Han Yu ┃ Others:

- Description from novelbuddy

After his soul transmigrated into the world of Teyvat, Luo Qing was selected to become the new Trainee Fatui Harbinger, and he was about to be sent to Liyue on a diplomatic mission (to cause chaos). To his surprise, he awakened a “Frustration Value Collection System” — as long as he frustrated others, he could collect frustration points, which he could use to participate in a lottery.As he stared at the list of items in the lottery interface, Luo Qing fell deep in thought:“Spirit Speech: Time Zero,” “Multi-Shadow Clone Technique,” “Thunder Breathing Style,” “Golden Experience Requiem,” “Railgun,” “Gomu Gomu no Mi...”Why on earth were these things appearing in the world of Teyvat?!Given the notorious reputation of a Harbinger, Luo Qing knew that if he didn’t grow strong, he was certainly doomed to a miserable end. Thus, his style became... increasingly abstract...---Years later, to prevent the infamous Fatui Harbinger, Luo Qing, from causing havoc everywhere, the people and political leaders of the Seven Nations united to issue a formal protest to Snezhnaya.In response, the Fatui in Snezhnaya issued an official statement:“This Harbinger is only a trainee. He has been dismissed.”