Regressing as the Reincarnated Bastard of the Sword Clan - Chapter 15: The Kyoryong Meeting (5)

Bro!

You wouldn’t believe this!

Everything was normal. Me and my bros doing some mining for mana gems for that old sockethole, Somanda like we always do all day, everyday.

Me, Fractures, Bonet, Mono-socket, Broadbone and the gang.

Then from nowhere, that ungrateful sockethole, Somanda tries to END me! Can you believe that?!

I mean, I have told some questionable stories about him caressing my skull affectionately and deeming me his prized undead, but no need to axe a skeleton for something like that, right?

RIGHT?!

I managed to escape through one of the most convenient and contrived get-aways in all of undead history, even managing to pull a bony one on the Lich bastard by stealing two of his seemingly important possessions which I find out later to be better than I thought they’d be!

From there it’s a just a SPIRAL of boneshit left and right! I can’t catch a break! What’s with this atrocious luck, bro?!

A voice speaks to me about how I have qualified for something about a something that’s supposedly something’s something!

Then I find myself in a new world that reeks of life and gives my bones a disgusted rattle.

Powerful beasts and men are at every turn, all lining up to be a huge pain in my PELVIS!

GAAAAH!

Jeez this is happening too fast!

However, even while I’m in the thick of this, the one saving grace is that I got something worth while!

A new path of power!

I can NOT be an undead!

I can be something better than both the Living and the Dead!

Immune to the antics from both sides. Well... most of them!

I’m no longer on the path for Undeath!

Only Lifelessness awaits me!

I’m the one who transcends reality in this tale!

I am... SKULLIUS!

And I’m not an UNDEAD!

.......

[Sneek Peek]

“What kind of skills are these? What can I do with them? They better not be worthless VOW Bro!”

[Please refrain from calling me- you know what, whatever! Scroll down to access the actual descriptions about the skills].

Um ok.

Click.

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[ Supreme Skill ]

[ Flesh It Like You Mean It | Lv. 1 ]

Tired of looking dead? Are your eyes hollow? Do you need to smile and show off something other than bones? Call on the power of cosmetic flesh and get a body that's to your liking (not really).

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[ Supreme Skill ]

[ Lifeless Evolution ]

Tired of the same old undead evolutions? Is being undead not trendy anymore? Is your Lich a sockethole who doesn’t admire your efforts? Well then, try the Lifeless Evolution Package. For strong, unorthodox and peculiar evolutions that will knock your skull off.

-IfyouareseeingthisinyourGuidancefielditmeansthatthisskillisboundtoyouandisnon-refundable-

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I’m going to regret this right?

......

One sentence copy: What should I do if the genius tyrant can’t move? Make do with it, how can you leave?
Jing You is a genius who loves money, like a money-making machine without emotion. The president’s life skills are blank, and Jiang Shengyan is both a secretary and a mother.
We have known each other for ten years and worked together for five years.
The relationship between Jing You and his secretary Jiang Shengyan changed quietly on the day Jiang Shengyan asked for leave to go on a blind date.
Jing·Puzzled·You: If Jiang Shengyan gets married, where can I find such a suitable secretary?
Absolutely! Do not! Can! by!
It must be because there is not enough work!
Jingyou: Secretary Jiang, please come to my house to work overtime tonight.
Jiang Shengyan: I have a plot against a person, but she doesn’t know it. Then I had to use my own way to turn ten years into a lifetime.
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So a person who loves money, always repeats the sentence in his dreams: “Sister Fairy, I will give you all the money I make.”
That unique gentle tone made Jiang Shengyan go crazy with jealousy.
As everyone knows, the fairy sister Jing You babbles is her.
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The entire secretarial room thought that its president was an emotionless machine.
Until someone saw Secretary Jiang press the president on the table to kiss him.
Everyone in the secretary room: I can do the CP of the president and secretary Jiang!
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#Later, Jiang Shengyan finally knew that the president was trying to make money because of her.
Money Pot, Vinegar, Elegant President Shou x Gentleness, Black Belly, Fairy Secretary Attack (Gong Shou only represents character, hold high the banner of mutual attack)
Modern overhead, same-sex marriage. The sand sculpture Su Shuangtian, the golden finger is thick enough.

Edible Guidelines:
1. The age difference is 7 years old, and the secretary’s mother is a girlfriend
2. The president’s appearance is immobile, but in fact it is a two-way crush
3. This is a president who loves money very much.
4. All members are not in one channel series

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- Description from novelbuddy

A man dies and for some mysterious reason is given three wishes.The man, a pervert and even degenerate (just a little), asked to be sent to a world full of sex and lust, just for pure fun, unfortunately he was not very specific and ended up going to a world much bigger than he could imagine.His other wish was the System he read in one of the many stories he read, the System of [The Gamer], which due to various reasons, perhaps due to laziness of the person who created it, the System is not 100% identical.But this didn't affect our protagonist much, who had the opportunity to create his own appearance and decided for nothing less than a hot Futanari with a big dick!

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