PREVIEW

... d backstage at SNL five minutes before the show started.

"Remember, let the music finish playing before you speak," the staff member said as she fixed his microphone and adjusted his suit. "Keep direct eye contact with the camera if you can," she added.

Edward nodded and replied, "Got it."

He shook his hands, feeling nervous about his monologue. The cold open was currently playing, featuring an exaggerated skit about his interview with Larry King.

Kirsten Wiig por ...

YOU MAY ALSO LIKE
The Fortune of Rebirth: The Counterattack of the PrincessChapter 18: Am I Your Biological Daughter?
 436
4.3/5(votes)
RomanceHistorical

The previous life is nothing but a joke. Being used completely then abandoned mercilessly. How can I be this stupid to not even notice such an obvious scam? Fortunately, I can have a second chance with my rebirth. Sister, Brother Yi and whoever mistreated me in my previous life, are you ready for my revenge and the counterattack of a princess?

MTL - Naruto’s Strongest ForceChapter 261
 14.3k
4.5/5(votes)
Fan-Fiction

Uchiha Natsuki obtained the power system, revived Uchiha, and created the strongest force in the ninja world.

Exclude me Uchiha? Sorry, we quit!

Whoever the garrison likes will go!

“Kakashi, Danzo was the mastermind behind White Fang’s death and was connived by the Third Generation. You actually worked for Konoha!?”

“Itachi, this time I will awaken the Eternal Kaleidoscope for you.”

“Bai, your actual combat ability is too weak. Please enter the Tsukiyomi space to practice for a few years.”

Sorry, we Uchiha have kaleidoscope per capita.

Who can fight in a group fight these days? Get on my shoulder!

Otsutsuki is coming to destroy the world, but you are still striving to be Hokage. There is something wrong with you.

Danzo: “We must not allow Uchiha to gain power!”

“Sir, Uchiha Fugaku has resigned from his position as captain of the Konoha Guard.”

“???”

Third Generation: “The position of Hokage will never be given to you as Uchiha!”

“Hokage-sama, Uchiha has withdrawn from the Hokage campaign.”

“???”

“Sir! Uchiha has established his own country!”

“What!?”

“It’s not rare for us Uchiha to use a Hokage as a treasure. Let’s wait and use him as a target.”

ps: Hizashi did not die simply because he wanted Neji to have a father.

- Description from novelbuddy

Starting Off Survival With A Small TreehouseChapter 212 - 196: Contract - Mutant Pills_2
 2.1k
5.0/5(votes)
Sci-fiAction

Welcome to a world of survival!While they were here, they had to forget about everything that they used to possess and work hard to stay alive!From the start, aside from the seed for a treehouse, they had no other equipment. They needed to find the hope to survive in this jungle fraught with danger.[Unlocking the authority of the creator of this world of survival.]What was happening?![Failed to unlock the authority of the creator.]What now?This was a strange world. In this world, there were countless new fateful encounters and unknown discoveries.This is a story of adventure, focusing on exploration, land reclamation and unlocking the secrets of the world. It is a story about uncovering the truth behind the world. It is not a slow-paced kingdom building story.

Reborn with Infinity Skill Points, I Enslaved All UniversesChapter 262 --Primordial Core Weapon
 8.2k
4.5/5(votes)
FantasyAdultAdventureHarem

You, an ordinary human, transmigrated into this world along with a City-Destroying Calamity—Blood Moon.Just when you thought you could rise to the top of the world by awakening a system, you received the following mission:[Do not harm any living being for 10 years][Reward: Unknown God-Tier Reward]...Ten years later, during the Awakening Ceremony—“Hahaha! This loser actually awakened an F-rank talent—Furniture Craftsman!”“Looks like our academy's carpentry workshop finally has someone to carry on the legacy!”[Ding! Congratulations, host. Mission complete. God-tier reward unlocked.][Ding! Host has obtained: Infinity Skill Points. You can instantly upgrade all skills to their MAX level.][Ding! Host has obtained: Infinite Plunder. You can plunder any unowned skill traits.][Ding! Host has obtained: Infinite Fusion. You can fuse all your existing skills and randomly generate new effects!]...Years later—A lean, handsome figure sat atop the frozen skies.Pointing your sword toward the heavens, you declared:“The fate of mankind shall be decided today.”And standing against you—was the very Sun, the celestial being humanity had worshipped for tens of thousands of years.Faintly, a string of symbols floated upon its blazing surface:HP: 999999999999999999