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... zard.

He seemed like a man in his late 30s, with dark bags around his eyes.

Both his hair and his beard were black, with only a few gray hairs showing.

"On your second midlife crisis already?"

The Procrastinating Wizard picked his ears and tilted his head.

"What was that? Sorry... I couldn’t hear you that well."

"Nothing much, just interested in some potions," Rael replied innocently. "Say, do you have any potions that can increase libido? But like ...

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