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... gging at her lips. "I’m just saying, if someone had proper temperature control, maybe the parking lot wouldn’t look like a scene from Frozen."

Julia didn’t look at her. "And if someone didn’t have the spatial awareness of a wrecking ball, maybe we wouldn’t need hazard tape around every entrance you touch."

Morgan tried to whisper to Cornelius. "Are they always like this?"

Cornelius sipped his marshmallow cocoa and answered sagely. "Only on days that end with ’Y’."

...

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