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... would buy her something nice and I don't want to disappoint her. Too bad that everyone knows everybody in this fucking town, otherwise I would have the girls model lingerie for me in the shop! Oh, well, I guess I can always buy them online and have them do a fashion show at home, preferably the kind where at the end I get to rip their lingerie off and fuck them silly…

"Ok, ladies. For our first stop, I have a promise to keep. Hope, honey, I promised to buy you something nice, so you get ...

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