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... e stomach with a powerful shot to send him flying back again. The clones tried attacking all at once but Jiraiya stood between them all calmly and flew through his hand-signs too fast for them to stop, "Hari Jizo (Needle Jizo)!" The clones were dispelled when Jiraiya's hair grew to surround his body and hardened and sharpened to puncture the poor things.

Jiraiya let his hair regress and stood straight up clapping his hands, "That was nice gaki, you made me use a jutsu."

Naruto na ...

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