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... nt, Hiruzen Sarutobi felt his muscles twitching beyond control. An intense pressure swelled in his abdomen—sharp pain warning of impending disaster.

He knew exactly what this meant. After all, he was old. A long life, even as the former Hokage, didn't make him immune to the basic realities of being human.

He'd been sick before. He'd had diarrhea before.

Even as the leader of Konohagakure, he'd had to visit the hospital for intestinal issues from time to time. This was not ...

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