My Two-sided Cultivation: Starting From Collecting Experiences - Chapter 674 - : The Golden Statue and the Sacred Heart Sect Master’s Purpose

Beta: Ahhh! Damn it... When will the good day come?

Author: Well, don't ask me, I just got here.

Beta: Fuck it! I want a good story.

Author: Junior, trust this senior, this is a good one

Beta: Arggh! Shut up! I hate it.

Author: courting death! Go and ask Yama how good this is.

Beta: Y-You, how dare you?

Author: I will give you 10 breaths of time, cripple your cultivation, and scram!!

Beta: Good! Very Good!

Author: *Raises his eyebrows and turns beta into useless dust particles*

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Chad: senior, I have been enlightened, I wish to know more about what you have in this ancient script.

Author: ah! An intelligent and wise junior, you have raised a very good question. Here are things this forbidden ancient script contains.

•Sinful activity: this book contains the profound sinful activity of balancing the Yin and Yang, by, shoving the mighty Yang rod in the Yin Hole.

•System - MC relationship: fuck... Ahem* Ahem* sorry for tongue slip. Forget the classic old system, here take this hot waifu tsundere system. ( not that edgy )

•Steal everything: junior! Are you tired of Mc only stealing the jade beauties that were created for the protagonist? Well, let's process further and add the Protagonist's mother, aunt, and sister, into Mc's harem.

Chad: oh! The senior really blessed me with such a divine forbidden Scripture, here take my money and give me the chapters.

Author: oh! Ho Ho! I haven't finished yet.

Here are a few more.

Su Bai has crossed over!

A Chinese teenager living in Argentina!

With the addition of the live football system, he will be given full-level shooting power and full-level body balance at the beginning!

A Boca Juniors Super Su Bai appeared.

On the flank, he rampaged like a tank, and all kinds of unreasonable bursts made Argentina tremble!

Tottenham, who just sold Bale at a sky-high price, wants to replace Bale in the Premier League with Su Bai.

Dortmund’s Klopp saw that Su Bai also wanted to let Su Bai join his youth storm!

Just in European football in 2013!

A super Su Bai appeared.

All kinds of crazy sideways overtaking and burst shots made them exclaim that a monster appeared in football!

Real Madrid spent 100 million to buy Bale, but they were beaten and cried by a teenager from Argentina!

On the night when Barcelona was bloodbathed by Su Bai, Messi was not sad. He watched Su Bai excitedly begging Su Bai to join the Argentine national team!

In 2014, he wanted Su Bai to take him to the Hercules Cup!

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“Your Majesty, please break-off my marriage with Her Highness the Imperial Princess. I fell in love with Lady Adriane Reese.”

“Six engagements, Six break-ups.”

The princess’s fiancé always had an affair with the maids!

“I don’t want to marry the crown prince, I want to live with my father forever…”

“Such a useless being. Begone!”

The princess who is known to be weak and s*upid, Apollonia.

But she has another hidden face…

“It’s because the throne is hard to obtain, my father also spent 10 years on trying to kill my mother, the empress.”

As Apollonia grinned, her red eyes shone intensely. Usurpation of the throne.

Her goal was clear. She was never shaken.

‘I want to live my life with my father.’

To be exact, I want to live my life where my father is seated.

Please wait, father. Your daughter is on her way.

To take back everything that was stolen from me.

my name is Vexsus but you can just call me Vex

I was a human previously like all Isekai protaganists except this time i was reborn as a monster. Join me in my adventures as i discover and explore not only my new body but also this new world i'm thrust into.