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... he chest, here!"

"Here? Wow, why does it keep swelling? Is there some inflammation? Let me check it out!"

"Okay..."

"Wow, it looks terrifying here! Why is it so red?"

"I don’t know, Doctor, what should I do?"

"I’m not sure, maybe you need to get a shot!"

"It doesn’t seem like it. My wife said that if I’m like this, it means I need a wife!"

"But your wife isn’t here, so what will we do?"

"How about you be my wife then!"

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