MTL - The War Court and Lap Pillow, Austria’s Mandate of Heaven - v3 Chapter 105 Treaty of Zanzibar

“They Call Guys Like Me a Simp.”(Meanwhile, I’m out here living what their favorite MC only dreams about.)You ever notice how stories glorify the ones who feel nothing?The MC who never laughs.Never feels.Who plays women like chess pieces and calls it intelligence.He manipulates a girl? “He’s strategic.”He never opens up? “He’s mysterious.”He never flinches, never laughs, never lives —And you call that strength?Funny.Because to me?That’s just a prison in disguise.You see an “alpha.”I see a boy too scared to feel anything real.While they spend ten chapters monologuing about logic and sacrifice,I’m already making the Saintess scream,drenched in sin,halo cracked,legs trembling from truths her prayers never taught her.And I didn’t get there with cold eyes or control.I got there with laughter and chill. With warmth. With a grin and a hand on her thigh.I didn’t need to dominate her mind —I freed her heart.But that scares people, doesn’t it?Because readers trust the ones who suffer.Who stay quiet.Who kill without blinking and love without showing it.But me?I flirt.I laugh.I take hits and smile back, bloody and defiant, as if too weak to get angry.I don’t need to pretend emotions are weakness.I weaponize mine.Pleasure. Connection. Laughter.That’s my arsenal.And while your favorite MC is still calculating his next five moves,Trying to outwit death and romance like both are math problems,I’m already balls deep in the jade fairy — her sacred yin furnace clenching like it’s worshipping my shaft, her Dao Echo shattered into breathless moans, and her so-called cultivation path leaking down her thighs while she begs me to break her meridians again.You call that luck?Nah.That’s mastery of the three worlds.Because in a world that respects coldness,I came in hot.Where others manipulate, I connect.Where they posture, I play.Where they sacrifice, I seduce.So go ahead.Call me a simp.But while your genius MC is busy monologuing about destiny,I’m the one making goddesses question theirs —with a smirk, a touch, and no regrets.I’m not the hero.Not the villain.I’m just a simp… the kind who leaves your cold, emotionless MC’s woman dripping, ruined, and too stretched to go back to him.

At the Tristain Magic Academy, her classmates call bumbling witch-in-training Louise Francoise le Blanc de la Valliere “Louise the Zero.” During an important coming-of-age ritual, when each student must summon their own witch’s familiar, Louise confirms her classmates’ opinion by accidentally conjuring up a normal teenage boy from Japan. Whether the two of them like it or not, the laws of magic bind them as master and servant forever! A hilarious novel with romance interwined.

Transported to the chaotic era of warlord conflicts, Xu Guang is displaced and ends up begging.By chance, he lands a job in a rich family, responsible for taming the mammoth.[Name: Xu Guang][Current Job: 1. Beggar Lv5 (50/600). 2. Elephant Envoy Lv0 (50/100)][Professional Talent (Elephant Envoy): Enchantment (When you form a bond with your closest Giant Elephant partner, you will receive the elephant's favor and your strength will be amplified by the Giant Elephant)]

In a cultivation capital where Beast Tamers command tigers to swallow the sky.There exists a tiny and usually empty shop, yet it contains secrets that would drive the entire Grand Xia Empire into a frenzy.Here, you will find a bouncing Hydro Slime sold for one hundred Spirit Stones!Here, you will see a Magma Core variant priced at ten True Essence Crystals!Here, while others chant ancient mantras, the owner uses high-tech bio-labs, gene-splicing, and molecular incubators to breed god-tier monsters.He is a sarcastic gamer from Earth who just wants to sleep in the sun, but he accidentally became the only supplier of dimensional beasts in the multiverse!“Holy shit! A Basic Slime costs a hundred Spirit Stones?!”The shopkeeper’s eyes light up. Finally, the first victim has arrived.