MTL - Rebirth 2011 - Chapter 25 It matches your niece very well

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On the first day of school, Wei Ru Song accidentally fell in front of Xiao Nian’s dick. With his girlfriend witnessing this incident and thinking that he was giving another man a blowjob, this led to a series of misunderstandings.

WRS : I’m not gay I’m not gay I’m not gayyyyyyyyyyyy!

XN : Neither am I.

WRS : Seems like we need to come up with a scheme to clear our names now.

XN : Ok.

So…

Counselor : I saw you and that junior doing it in the grass, *cough*, kiddo, please take note and be a bad influence.

WRS : No we just fell accidentally…

Neighbour : Wei Ru Song can you be quieter in bed? We couldn’t sleep the entire night.

WRS : No that was just Xiao Nian giving me a massage ahh…

Gym Teacher : You guys know what you did in the equipment room, go clean the mats!

WRS : Noooooooo that was just the milk I spilt!!!

Finally,

XN : Senior

WRS : Yeah?

XN : Since they already think we’re gay, why don’t we just let this work itself out.

WRS : … Just what I was thinking.

In a world of shallow-minded, materialistic mortals, what would one from humble beginnings – whose face had been stomped on, spat on, oppressed for the longest while by the arrogant, pampered upper echelons of society – do, when a mysterious application pops up on a brand new phone that was meant to be the birthday gift of an ungrateful girlfriend? What if the application takes the form of a chatroom where its occupants, bearing the names of mythical, fictional beings, start giving out ‘Red Packets’, all the while spouting nonsense?

Han Ze’s biggest wish in his life is to have a child. However, in the interstellar era with low fertility value, this wish is very slim, and his life has not been realized at the end of his life.
After his death, due to his obsession, he was bound by the almighty dad system, traveling through different planes to be a father to those children who were in urgent need of help.

Patriarchal Dad (Completed)
Upstart Cheating Dad (Completed)
Abuse Dad (Completed)
Playful Daddy (Completed)
The Last God the Father (Completed)
Father and Father (Completed)
Sick Daddy (Completed)
The troubles of Lord Han (Completed)
……

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