MTL - Prodigiously Amazing Weaponsmith (Don't Mess with the Dark Princess) - Chapter 262 Funniest joke

Waking up as a baby in the Naruto world, reborn in the same generation as Naruto and Sasuke—Izayoi knew this was a hell-level start.But at the age of one, everything changed. He awakened the Talent Entry System.As long as he defeats an opponent, there's a chance to absorb one of their unique talents and add it to his own arsenal.His Newbie Gift Pack?A one-time talent copy ticket.His first thought was to use it on Naruto and copy his Sage Body.But then—he had a better idea.Why not use it on Ōtsutsuki Toneri, the moon dweller who once descended to Earth just to glimpse Hinata from afar?In a world ruled by bloodlines, where power flows through heritage and strength decides everything, no cheat is more broken than the pure Ōtsutsuki bloodline.~~~

Instead of struggling meaninglessly, he acknowledged his place.

Since the death of his parents in the war, Reynold mindset changed as he vowed to get into the riders Academy. His mission is to graduate at the academy and begin his journey to solve the mystery behind his parents death and reclaim his family property.

The 27-year-old genius beauty doctor Xia Qing dies in surgery!She is reborn!She is reborn in the ward she’s most familiar with, in the body of a 200-pound pregnant woman—a woman who had died from pain during a Cesarean section due to her requests to not use anesthesia.She can’t help but worry about herself. This body was useless except for being young.How could Xia Qing tolerate this?On the menu are—revenge, losing weight, and snatching the idolized man of a scumbag girl in passing. Although she’s overweight, she strives to live well. Being overweight isn’t the end of days. They still deserve love.“Have you heard? Boss Pei has a child out of wedlock. He’s getting married!”“Who’s he marrying? Who?”“That 200-pound fatty from the Lin family of South City!”“Is Second Master crazy?”Lin Xiaqing turns her head to look. “You think I’m fat?”