MTL - Pirates Make Memes: Get Eight Magic Skills at the Beginning - Chapter 46

Tong Yao never expected that getting a milk tea could result in getting struck by lightning on a sunny day, and then waking up in the 1980s. She became a mischievous, spoilt wife of a top-tier doctor from the future. Rather than leading an ordinary life, she was caught eloping and stealing money, and reacted with crying, making a fuss, and hitting walls.Under the hopeless circumstances, she discovered she could understand animal language. While other time-travelers were busy making money to support their families, she was just enjoying the show.“The deputy director's wife accepted five jins of pork from a patient's family. The old couple is squabbling behind closed doors right now.”“The Dean has had a flare-up of hemorrhoids these past few days and can't sit on a chair.”“Mr. Li's wife is a tough woman. That missing tooth on the left was knocked out by her.”“Tong Yao has improper conduct. She used to secretly meet people in the village.”Tong Yao didn't expect the day would come when she would be the talk of the town....One day, Tong Yao heard a stray cat at the door muttering, “Dr. Si is having a date with a nurse in the corridor.”Furious, Tong Yao went to catch them in the act, only to find the doctor was discussing a patient's condition with a nurse who was over fifty. Wanting to run away, Tong Yao found her escape route cut off by the doctor, who backed her against a wall, “So I heard you came to catch us, huh?”Tong Yao never expected the saying, 'Those who always walk by the river eventually get their shoes wet,' to come true.

Mo Chen traveled to the Honkai World and obtained a character strategy simulator.In one simulation after another, he conquered one conquerable character after another in the Honkai World.He and Theresa became comrades-in-arms and won the Second Honkai War together. He became the only white moonlight in Cocolia's heart. Even the evil ones have their own salvation...( TL: Hi~ guys this is my fourth time translating fanfic honestly I am supposed to translate this later but I want to read it now~ so here I am translating it special thanks to the one who recommended me this “Natsu_Draganeel_9015” thank you very much that's it thank you very much hope you enjoy reading~)(TL: Hi~ Quick note before you read—I'm just the translator here, not the original author. The real genius behind this story is 'Unyielding Eagle,' so a huge shoutout to him/her for creating this awesome work! I'm just here to help bring it to a wider audience. I hope you enjoy reading!)(TL:Oh, and if you're up for some early chapters, feel free to check out my Patreon at patreon.com/Elysia_Husband. Enjoy the read!)

A strange store which sells everything suddenly appears in the town. The Owner of the store is a young man and anyone who tried to mess with him %$#@.

The products of the store are expensive, yet the queue outside the store never stops.

“So what, If you're an emperor. I'll fight to the death with you if you try to break the queue.”

The night before her coronation, Princess Elara of Dravara made a mistake she could not take back. Her friends begged her to enjoy one last night of freedom before duty tied her forever. So she escaped the palace in disguise. One night. One party. One stranger whose touch she could not forget. She left before sunrise, thinking no one would ever know.But secrets always return. Weeks later, Elara finds out she is carrying the child of the man she cannot even name. And on her coronation day, as she prepares to wear the crown, fate plays a cruel trick, the same man comes back, not as a lover, but as an assassin sent to kill her.He almost ended her life that day. His blade touched her throat. But instead of striking, he whispered that it would not be today. Then he disappeared into the dark, only to return again, this time hiding among the men who wished to become her bodyguards. Now he stays close to her, walking beside her every day, guarding her in public, while secretly waiting for the right moment to finish the job.Elara now carries a dangerous secret: she is a queen with a crown on her head, a child growing in her womb, and an assassin always by her side. His hands once held her in passion, but those same hands were trained to spill her blood. Surrounded by enemies and trapped in lies, Elara must wonder, has she given her heart to her protector, or has she trusted the man who will one day destroy her?