MTL - Lanke Chess Edge - Chapter 957 Black eats black?

Beta: Ahhh! Damn it... When will the good day come?

Author: Well, don't ask me, I just got here.

Beta: Fuck it! I want a good story.

Author: Junior, trust this senior, this is a good one

Beta: Arggh! Shut up! I hate it.

Author: courting death! Go and ask Yama how good this is.

Beta: Y-You, how dare you?

Author: I will give you 10 breaths of time, cripple your cultivation, and scram!!

Beta: Good! Very Good!

Author: *Raises his eyebrows and turns beta into useless dust particles*

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Chad: senior, I have been enlightened, I wish to know more about what you have in this ancient script.

Author: ah! An intelligent and wise junior, you have raised a very good question. Here are things this forbidden ancient script contains.

•Sinful activity: this book contains the profound sinful activity of balancing the Yin and Yang, by, shoving the mighty Yang rod in the Yin Hole.

•System - MC relationship: fuck... Ahem* Ahem* sorry for tongue slip. Forget the classic old system, here take this hot waifu tsundere system. ( not that edgy )

•Steal everything: junior! Are you tired of Mc only stealing the jade beauties that were created for the protagonist? Well, let's process further and add the Protagonist's mother, aunt, and sister, into Mc's harem.

Chad: oh! The senior really blessed me with such a divine forbidden Scripture, here take my money and give me the chapters.

Author: oh! Ho Ho! I haven't finished yet.

Here are a few more.

Even the most capable people cannot escape calamity. Zhang Ping, who dreamed of becoming the world’s best, voluntarily enters the palace to become a eunuch before his father has to resort to plundering and crime.

How can a prince be so thin and bony, that was Zhang Ping’s first impression of Huangfu Jie.

The prince looks at the kneeling eunuch, the scars and wounds on his body not yet healing.

Zhang Ping’s eyes turn red—I curse your ancestors for eighteen generations!

He is just little uglier; weirder than normal people.

Are ugly people not human? I, Zhang Ping, swear to cultivate the world’s second best over here in the palace!

- Description from Novelupdates

In Heaven’s Vault Continent, Colossal Dragons, Titans, Beast People, Fairies, Magical Beasts, and other races reign supreme!

After the return of “Wulin Biography”, Zhou Ji discovered that the real world is also a film and television work!

A four-way matrix to explore the origin of the heavens.

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Remarks: Multiple heroines, no harem, and no masters of time management.

Divided into casual copy and upgrade copy, the copy is randomly selected, not in order.

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The world has been written: “One Man’s Wulin”, “Celebrating More Than Years” film and television drama, “Si Teng” film and television drama, “Zuo Son” film and television drama, “Mythology” TV drama.

The world to be written: “Legend of Sword and Fairy Three and Four”

Options to consider: “Ancient Sword and Tale”, “Xuanyuan Sword”, “Zhu Xian”, “Jiang Ye”, “Liu Li”, “Thirty Only”, “Mr. Good”, “Ode to Joy”, “Once upon a time there was a mountain of spirit sword”…..

- Description from novelbuddy