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... zzy outline. Under its attack, the Amethyst scorpion retreats and the mourning in the mouth is becoming weaker.

The land fell, and Xiao Xuanwu suddenly disappeared on the ground. At this time, a group of yellow rays covered the range of more than 3,000 meters. Then, the collision of the "rumbling" came from the range covered by the yellow light, and it was affected not only by the scope covered by the yellow light. The surrounding land also began to crack quickly, and the bottomless gully ...

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