MTL - Evil-Natured Husband, Don’t Tease! - Chapter 1281 We have the wedding

As a transmigrator, Zhang Deming discovered that his “golden finger” cheat had absolutely no functions whatsoever!It wasn’t until he saw that familiar line of if-else code that he finally breathed a sigh of relief.As a senior programmer who had literally dropped dead at his desk due to overtime work, Zhang Deming declared: Give me an editing tool, and I can code an entire world—Can’t cast spells? No problem. Keyboards, come to me!The system has no features? No problem. I’ll program them myself!Even in a cultivation world, a programmer can carve out a universe of their own!

A strange store which sells everything suddenly appears in the town. The Owner of the store is a young man and anyone who tried to mess with him %$#@.

The products of the store are expensive, yet the queue outside the store never stops.

“So what, If you're an emperor. I'll fight to the death with you if you try to break the queue.”

Yuan Xi had a dream about a sexual encounter, only to discover after a night of pleasure that it had all been real. After being shocked silly for a long time, he ran away.

Who would have thought that a big grown man like him would become pregnant and have a son?

The question was, who is the child’s father? It had been too dark for Lao Tzu to see clearly!

Also, what was this daily life system that has been attached to him?

Farming Skill
Ranching Skill
Harvesting Skill
Cooking Skill
Building Skill
Skinning Skill
Sewing Skill
Smithing Skill

… There was a never-ending row of categories.

老子 Lao Tzu: A way of referring to oneself, usually in angry or joking situations.

- Description from Novelupdates

As a young lord from a noble family, Ethan was destined for a life of luxury and glory, but unfortunately, fate was cruel and his awakening ritual turned him into a cripple, condemning him to a life of pain and suffering that would only end with his death.As he burned to death, everything seemed to be finally over for Ethan; however, from the depths of an endless abyss, an primordial being opened his eyes and perhaps out of pity or curiosity, gave Ethan a gift: the system of corruption.Now, with this new power, Ethan will fight to reclaim what is rightfully his.What do you need to know before reading this novel?1: No Netorare. But there will be netori (the protagonist stealing wives).3: Powerful protagonist, heir to ancestral power.4: Domination by sex, enemies becoming lovers, kingdom building, and massive military confrontations.5: Explicit violence and explicit sexual content.[Content warning: This is a smut novel, expect explicit sexual content and huge melons.]