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... ked up farm tools in twos and threes, and started farming for a day.

   "Erwazi, what are you doing with this 'Quyuanli'?"

   "It's Uncle Tiezi! Didn't I just want to take advantage of the good weather today to borrow the farm cattle from the village chief and open up a few more acres of barren land to grow vegetables!"

   "Open the field! It's good to open the field! Open a few more acres of new fields to grow vegetables, and you can sell them for a lot of money in the futu ...

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