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... h a pen in his mind, let out a long breath, stood up, walked to the living room, and asked casually, "What do you have for dinner?"

   "Master, what you want, stewed pork vermicelli with sauerkraut, fried pork with celery, braised fish."

"Well."

  When Li Ang heard the word "sauerkraut", he froze inexplicably, and a bad sense of sight rose in his mind, "Is the sauerkraut made in our own jars?"

   "Yes, this winter, what kind of cabbage did you use, young master?"

...

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