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With Emperor Cheng's roar, Duanmu Ruifeng was already petrified.

Duanmu Yankang sobbed with his cautious courage: "Prince brother heard the legend about the national temple and took us to find the mysterious palace, but then he...disappeared...Damn it, my ministers—" Duanmu Yankang and Duanmu Ruifeng immediately bowed down and cried together.

Emperor Cheng still couldn't understand what he heard, Prime Minister You and General Yuchi didn't understand the cause and effect a ...

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