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... could speak first, he greeted him in a peculiar way:

"¡Waasuuuup!"

"..."

There was a long silence on the other end of the line.

Andrew smirked slightly. He knew perfectly well that Jay understood the reference. In fact, he had done it on purpose, just to annoy him a little.

After a few seconds of awkward pause, Jay's deep voice finally broke the silence.

"Are you still doing that stupid greeting?"

Without a hint of shame, Andrew kept editin ...

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