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... terances of confusion as all three matriarchs, including Mu Lingxi, repeated the word in unison, "Farmer?"

Yang Wei hovered in his meditative position in the empty space and scratched his head while saying, "I've forgotten what you guys call yourselves again," then he pointed from the three matriarchs to Mu Lingxi.

Second Matriarch Míng Huīrán, slammed the table and burst into laughter before exclaiming, "Oh, he must mean Cultivators! That's the first time I've heard someone call ...

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