Little Prodigal Alliance Head (and Cook) - Chapter 9: This Joke is Being Played Too Big

After transmigrating, a talented young woman became the black sheep of the Gu family. People even tried to cut her open and take her son away. Five years later, she returned with a cute baby.

She chuckled at the title of black sheep that she was given.

Everyone wanted the medicinal pills that she made!

She designed the most expensive jewelry in the capital!

She opened the biggest fine-dining restaurant in the country!

Even the most mysterious Island of No Return belonged to her!

Ms. Gu and her son drank and ate good food while they entertained themselves by humiliating others. Life was great!

However, one day, a man suddenly pinned her against the door. “How dare you steal my son?”

Hehe. Did he want to take her son away?

“Close the door and release the hounds!”

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