I woke up as the Villainous Empress - Chapter 95

— Climax exorcism.

An obscene ability that forces forces anyone stricken by it to climax, regardless of whether they are living or dead.

As a bonus, it also forces evil spirits and monsters to ascend to heaven.

This is a world where evil spirits and monsters are everywhere and being an exorcist is a real job.

Talented boys and girls with bright futures are trained at the “School for Exorcists”.

Furuya Haruhisa is a boy cursed with the ability, climax exorcism, and is also the school dunce.

Using the ability could lead to his own social death…

But then, Haruhisa met her.

Misaki Soya, a girl possessing a similarly cursed pair of eyes — demon eyes.

And so begins the legend of how history’s worst exorcists came to be known as the strongest before anyone realized it. Their first official job results in a grand performance with a monster woman who runs away from boobs.

— Nhoooooo!?

A coquettish voice echoes throughout the neighborhood tonight.

It is undoubtedly evidence of an ascension.

Are those useless exorcists using their obscene abilities?

Is ero going to save the world?

A slightly ecchi exorcism performance!!

[This is a daily novel about a seasider going up and down the mountain!

There is no pretentiousness, only the leisurely uphill and downhill!

Chronology, daily life, rushing to the sea, farming, raising children, parents who have short stories, don’t enter if you don’t like it, don’t spray it! 】

Ye Yaodong just couldn’t sleep, he wanted to go to the deck to blow some air and take a pee, but he fell into the sea and went back to 1982.

It is still the familiar small fishing village, but he is not the same as when he was young.

He’s been an asshole for half his life, this time he wants to live a good life, but why doesn’t everyone believe it…

He had no future in his previous life, and he doesn’t have any big ideals or ambitions in this life. He just wants to redeem his regrets, live a good life with his wife, and have a safe and happy family.

[To clarify, I changed my pseudonym. It used to be called “A Cup of Iced Lemonade”, but now it’s changed to “Rice’s Rice”]

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“It is said all over the Imperial City that the eldest young master of the Song Family has been entangled by a not-so-popular little internet celebrity, who is actually a wild girl from the mountains, desperate for fame. She livestreams farming, selling sweet potatoes and radishes every day under the name 'Youzi Live Room,' which sounds so off-brand!Until one day, the entire internet was clamoring, and the platform crashed.The Agricultural College's official blog reposted 【Youzi Live Room】, asking, 'Are there any more of the newly developed seven-color seeds? Waiting online, urgent!'A famous movie star reposted 【Youzi Live Room】, lamenting, 'Failed to get the watermelon my sister planted, so sad...'KM Empire's official blog reposted 【Youzi Live Room】, the Prince couldn't get lychees, willing to purchase at a high price!The Chinese Medicine Association's official blog reposted 【Youzi Live Room】, exclaiming, 'It's fine if you can't grab the fruits and vegetables, but must you compete for the herbs too?'Song Family's eldest young master reposted 【Youzi Live Room】, saying, 'All three meals are homegrown, without additives or pesticides, what do I do with all this nutrition?'Chi Youyou exclaimed: 'Song Shiyu! You still have time to repost the live room! Hurry and get in the link! The cantaloupes and apples are all sold out, restock, restock!'Earning so much my hands are cramping~┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌No choice, if I don’t work hard farming, I’ll be taken back by my grandpa to inherit billions in assets, how boring would that be!”

While watching an action movie, Ye Xuan suddenly died and came to the mutated Blue Star.However, he became a person with the lowest awakened attribute, a total loser in the eyes of others...“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully binding the invincible beast control system. The novice gift package has been automatically delivered!”“Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the SSS-level spiritual attribute, with an affinity for all beasts!”Ye Xuan's body trembled suddenly.Did he just receive some powerful cheats?It was awesome!The genius campus belle said, “Is this the loser you guys were talking about? His beast is so big!”The mature mentor said, “Ye Xuan, controlling beasts starts with controlling people. Come to my room tonight and I'll teach you hands-on!”The ice-cold empress said, “God, he's too strong. He's the man I've been looking for!”A beautiful witch brought chaos to the Blue Star with evil magical creatures.Ye Xuan said, “Don't worry. I'll take care of it!”