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... large and dirty flew over and landed on her newly-tailored clothes with a smack!

A foul smell quickly spread.

It was cow dung!

“Ah! Little brats, I’ll kill you all!”

Lin Shan’s lips were trembling, and she was so angry that her eyebrows were vertical. She rolled up her sleeves and rushed over, wanting to teach Qiu Xingyuan and Qiu Xingqiao a lesson, but she was stopped by Qiu Tong.

“Qiu Tong, look at these ingrates. What are you keeping them for?”

...

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