I Swear I Don't Have A Python In My Pool - Chapter 1599 - The Origin of My Great Dao

After waking up from a car accident, Qin Xue realized that she had traveled back to the 1980s, and what's even more shocking is that there's a ball in her belly. What the hell is going on? Can someone please explain this situation to her? Wasn't that handsome brother not fond of the original host? How come he turns out to be the father of the child?!

Chu Molin: After returning from a mission, how did the house go from being a trash heap to being clean? And how did my willful, arrogant, and unreasonable wife suddenly turn into a gentle and lovely sheep? Also, what's the deal with that belly?

Baby 2: Big brother, Dad and Mom are so silly. It seems like we were sent by Dad to top up their phone credits, right? Baby 1 responds with a hopeless look in his eyes!

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Gu Yang crossed over to a high-martial world, eked out a living in small village for two years, and finally saved up enough and activated the Life Simulator system.

With a certain amount of money, a simulation can be run.

After the simulation ends, one of the three can be retained: realm, martial arts skills, or life wisdom.

[For five years you were an accountant, saved up enough money to buy a cultivation manual, practiced hard for ten years and became a Ninth Realm martial artist, but then ran into an enemy and died!]

[Once you left the mountains, you were at the Ninth Rank, became a protector of a certain family, practiced intensely for twenty years, broke through to the Eighth Grade, and ultimately, died of old age in a small town.]

[Once you left the mountains, you were at Eighth Grade, received recognition from a noble clan, were taught profound martial arts, but due to slow progress, were marginalized, and after a dozen years, you finally broke through to the seventh grade, but then encountered powerful foes on a mission and were killed.]

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After countless rounds of simulations: [You encounter people, but none are a match for you. You realize that you have become invincible.]

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There is always such a person in the world who likes to take their ex/Bai Yueguang/best friend as a stepping stone for their love.
These exes/Bai Yueguang/Girlfriends are called female supporting roles. They obviously did nothing. Just because they were involved with the male and female protagonists, they were trampled on, hurt, and even left a shadow that will never go away for a lifetime.
Jiang centrifugally felt sorry for those innocent girls, so he traveled from one world to another to help them cross that hurdle.
However, after a certain world, the mission is obviously wrong.
Jiang Li: “I will treat you well.”
“It’s not enough.” The girl imprisoned Jiang Li in her arms, breathing warmly: “Don’t leave, you must always be good to me, only to me.”
Jiang Li: ? ? ?
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Finely divided slice attack x natural sweet and soft feeling
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World One: Campus
The taciturn facial paralyzed “bad girl” x the rich lady who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside
World II: Cultivation
Swordsmith x Sword Spirit

World Three: The World of Beasts
Orc Princess x Totem (Big Cat x Little Rabbit)
World Four: Game of Death abo
Tsundere Big Brother x Super Rookie (Double O)

World Five: Spirituality
Ghost King x Rookie Celestial Master
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Edible guide:
#1v1 Unshakable
#Su Shuangwen, everything is for Su Shuang
#gongjing is divided into slices, being indifferent to others, sweet and soft to attacking

Content tags: system sweet text fast wear cool text
Search keywords: protagonist: Jiang Li ┃ supporting role: a lot ┃ others: fast wear, system, sweet text, mutual favor
One sentence introduction: you are sweet

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Before the disfigurement, everyone loved Ling Chunan. After the disfigurement, Ling Chunan became a plague that everyone avoided. He was held on captive by his own agent afterwards because he was so ugly now, desecrating his love. Finally, Ling Chunan chewed himself to death because he was starving. After his death, a thing that claimed to be the counterattack system 098 found him.

A long time after, a certain counterattack system of a host with a 100% success rate posted a message in the System Forums.

《Emergency Help Request, my host is a masochist! He won’t be happy if every meals doesn’t have meat, and if he doesn’t have meat to eat, he will start to gnaw himself! How to treat this illness?!》

Great God : No need. I have a fast recovering ability. I will let him bite me.

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