I Swear I Don't Have A Python In My Pool - Chapter 1238 - : A Seventh-Level Divine Pet Egg and Marriage Card

Polygamy is abolished.

We don’t have to force ourselves to live together anymore…

Wealthy, powerful and handsome; Gu Jingze is the cream of the crop in the entire country. Every guy wants to be him and every girl wants to be with him. His life is perfect… except that he has one tiny secret that keeps him from getting close to any woman—apparent impotency.

That is, until he wakes up in bed with a total stranger one day. The next thing he knows, he is forced to marry this stranger; a feisty and boisterous woman by the name of Lin Che.

Lin Che is an average girl whose only aim is to become a successful actress. Ostracized by her family and forced to become independent, she cooks up a scheme to attain her goal. But her plan fails and she ends up marrying this cold and seemingly heartless Gu Jingze. Not only that, she must now find her place in high society, where jealous women and devious plots lay abound – all while juggling her new career.

Two strangers under one roof: From the outset, they agree to stay out of each other’s lives, but he somehow always manages to appear during her moments of crisis. Slowly and unwittingly, Lin Che begins to find it difficult to imagine a future without him. Will their relationship grow, or is their marriage destined to remain just a contract?

- Description from Novelupdates

"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.]
"What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..."
[7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.]
"You’re forcing me to die!”

Facing annihilation, I had no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists. That’s how my boring student life became filled with craziness and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are these guys all insane?"

Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women.

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An otaku with a hobby of masturbating was reincarnated as the son of a great mage.

As soon as he was born in this life, he vowed with a goal of embracing women till his death.

That said, when he became 20 years old, the Demon Lord which was sealed by his ancestors revived, and now it is his role to seal it once again.

And that demon lord is sealed in a tower dungeon that is rumored to be impossible to capture.

However, by an unexpected coincidence, he had found out that the Demon Lord is also one of him, a kindred spirit from within,

so he joined her instead and filled several traps in the tower dungeon, and thus they enjoyed a s*x spree with all the women coming over!