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... and bad execution.

Specifically, her attempt to apologize to the classroom pet she nearly incinerated.

"I brought him grapes," Rhea said proudly, holding out a tiny vine-wrapped fruit platter to the twitchy class bunny named Sergeant Fluffnut. "Grapes are... peace offerings, right?"

"Rhea," I said gently, "he's a rabbit. He doesn't understand diplomacy."

"Then he's the perfect test subject."

The bunny took one look at her outstretched hand, remembered the ...

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