I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet! - Chapter 3

After hatching endless plots and suffering innumerable hardships, the demons of the Demonic Realm finally managed to resurrect the Ancient Demon King.

The demons of the Demonic Realm had hoped that the Ancient Demon King would not only lead them in waging a war against the Heavenly Realm and enable them to lord their superiority over the Immortals, he would also ultimately gain control over the entire realm.

Gradually, however, they discovered that their thoughts were very, very wrong.

Whilst it is true that this Ancient Demon King still retains his aura of superiority and possesses unlimited powers, he…

He seems to be a mental case…

It’s alright even if he changes orders and does things in an incomprehensible way.

But what’s with his habit of muttering under his breath, nagging and conversing with himself the entire day!

Small Orchid: He’s not ill, he’s just despicable (贱jian)…can’t stand to see (见jian) people live a good life.

Dong Fang: I am only unable to endure seeing you live a good life.

Small Orchid: …

*T/N: The Chinese pronunciation for the word “despicable” is the same as the word “see” – thus, the author is trying to show that Small Orchid, while trying to scold Dong Fang, is also careful not to incur his wrath, which is why she tried to imbue another meaning into her sentence after scolding him.

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Waking up in the middle of that, she nearly screamed—until she saw him.Her cold, obsessive husband. The man she had spent an entire lifetime running from.In her past life, she trusted the wrong people. She abandoned the man who truly loved her and ended up betrayed, ruined, and dead.This time? Ha! Divorce? Dream on.Since fate gave her another chance, she’d play the game her way. Stay mysterious, act sweet, and turn every schemer against each other.And as for the dangerously obsessed husband?Let’s see who traps who first!

Reincarnated and traveling to another world, Eiji Seiya initially thought the world was normal. That was what he thought before he met the heroine and protagonist of the franchise he had watched in his previous life.Not only that, after he awakened the Inner Voice System to grow strong by complaining about plot, heroine and protagonist in his heart to get many rewards.He is determined to increase his power so that he can save his home world, the world where he was reincarnated that was hit by the disaster “Honkai” and save beautiful girls like Kiana, Mai, Bronya, Rita and others who had tragic endings in the original works!“I will save them all!”However... Everything went smoothly... Eiji earned rewards every time he changed the plot in another franchise.It's just that... What's wrong with these heroines?Lala Satalin Deviluke who was supposed to be engaged to the protagonist instead became his fiancée.Sona Sitri suddenly called him to the student council office and said she wanted to make a deal with him.Rias Gremory who was supposed to ask the protagonist for help to solve her political marriage problem with Riser Phenex inexplicably came to him.The girls were disgusted at the protagonists of their respective franchises.Something was wrong here!Not only that, heroines like Kotegawa Yui, Sairenji Haruna, Akeno Himejima, Kuroka, Serafall Leviathan, Grayfia Lucifuge, Sakurajima Mai, Ai Hoshino, Kasumigaoka Utaha and others...They like him!All the super beautiful and sexy women that many men in the world covet surround him and leave their respective protagonists.Grayfia even betrayed her husband.Eiji who saw all this was dumbfounded.At first he was confused as to why these heroines were surrounding him, but gradually he realized and knew that it was all happening because ...His inner voice!The plot that has been changed by the MC:To Love Ru: 83%Highschool DxD: 82%Shinmai Maou no Testament: 92%Oregairu: 89%Saekano: 84%Oshi no Ko: 100%Rascal Does Not Dream Of Bunny Girl Senpai: 100%Mieruko-chan: 89%Trinity Seven: 38%This is the plot change process of the latest chapter and will change as the story progresses.By the way, the grammar at the beginning is bad and will improve as the chapter progresses. However, my writing style will not change much because this is an inner voice novel, which means that there will be many reactions from each character.Oh and in chapter hundreds there will be a group chat to prevent the loss of interaction between the heroines. It's a special chat group for the heroines in the MC's harem.

Due to the abnormal arrangement of her sixth chromosome, she became a legend in genetic medicine. This is because her vision and hearing are 21 times greater than those of a normal human, while her running, jumping, and arm strength are 33 times stronger, and her regenerative and self-healing abilities are as high as 84 times those of a normal person. However, her father hated her, and people around her disliked her, regarding her as a monster.However, he was the only one who would like to be friends with her. He is the sickly yet most drop-dead gorgeous man in the entire imperial capital. Three steps will make him pant as if he'd just finished a full marathon, and taking five steps was enough to make him cough like a chain-smoker.It is said that one would easily forget the beautiful people of the world upon laying eyes on him.She said, “This pretty boy belongs to me.”