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... I saw a sign that made me shit myself.

It said "Bathroom closed" ]

...

'Hmm? What you doing, Supreme Man?'

[ I am making your work easy. Now you can focus on the fight instead of thinking of a joke at the start. ]

'Wow. And you even got the theme right. I was talking about shit earlier and you shared something like that. Nice.'

[ Don't mention it. ]

'Though, I don't like someone else sharing the jokes for me. I'll let you go this time.'

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