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1 baby in 8 dustbins.

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But forget that. The dustbin beside me was speaking in premium English. Heck, I would say he was speaking in Times New Roman.

I was sitting on the ground, and Erect was the same.

We both stared at the dustbin. It was a standard silver tin-can-type dustbin—the kind you see in cartoons.

"Try talking to it, my lord."

"Yeah? What do you want me to say? 'How you doing, dustbin?'"

"I ...

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