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... ve received a Valentines card from the same secret admirer. So I was pretty upset when I didn't get one this year.

First my granny dies and now this.

It's an old joke. It's fine if you don't get it. You only deserve silly puns then.

Anyway, I asked for porn. All the porn of this world includes Aliens. I am curious to see. If I find it disturbing I'll stop watching it.

The Hero who shared that weird joke stayed standing and looked at other Heroes. They were all ten ...

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