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... rise confetti, and a fully-armored inspector named Sir Duncelot—a knight so devoted to bureaucracy he wore a cape made of expired licenses.
Sir Duncelot (flipping through a flaming clipboard):
"By royal decree number fuck-you-32B, all formerly noble spouses must undergo an Emotional Recovery Evaluation within seven to ten business heartbreaks!"
I blinked.
Cecil: "...What does that even mean?"
Sir Duncelot: "Are you currently harboring any ...
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