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... of exploring an underground labyrinth with a party. Monsters, traps, loot its all very entertaining. Because its pretend.

The real life version, not so much.

Dungeons in games are designed in the players favour. The DM wants you to win. Dungeons in real life are not. The DM wants you to die. And you never get any loot. I should have had a magic ring for every finger and one for my cock the number of times Id escaped death. Pro-tip: always roll need on a magic cock ring.

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