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Energy Points: Zero


Comprehensive Melee Ability: C-


Comprehensive Ranged Ability: Zero


This is human setting??


Chen Xiaolian’s mind was at a loss. He was suddenly visited by an immense sense of absurdity.


This is a game? A game?? A son of a bitch game?!


Having written numerous web novels and read numerous other web novels of various genres, the well-known Great God [1] novelist Chen Xiaolian imme ...

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