Dysfunctional - An Assassin's Guide to Reincarnating in Another World - Chapter 498 497 - Return(Part 1)

At the end of the world, a legendary hero gave his life to save a dear friend, only to be reborn as a four-year-old orphan with 'Crab Affinity'.The apocalypse has come and gone, claiming humanity with it. All humans have had their 'Souls' stolen and claimed by monsters - vampires, demons, zombies - you name it.Reborn as Barnacles (Barns for short), the once-legendary hero claws his way back to strength under the tutelage of the gluttonous King Crab, a sentient crustacean with more vice than virtue in his shell.Follow Barns' journey as he rediscovers his power of rebirth, which when combined with a little 'crab magic' has the power to reset humans back to their original selves.It's time to take a crack at resetting the apocalypse.

[Factory-Courtyard Life • Face-Slapping Matches • Hidden-Advantage Revenge • Rising Star at Work]Tian Xiang’s fiancé is stolen by her cousin—no big deal, plenty of fish in the sea.Then glowing words appear above the cousin’s head: “Reborn Heroine.”Tian Xiang blinks—she’s inside a 1970s harem-novel world where every character wears a flickering label:Big Villain • Tragic Second Male • White Lotus • Evil Mother-in-Law • Villain #1, #2, #3… and above her own head?“Silly-Sweet Cannon-Fodder.”Well, not anymore.Using her real-life job as a factory-union clerk, Tian Xiang rewrite her life script.She warns the other “harem extras,” sabotages the original male lead, and—oops—earns herself the new tag: “Ultimate Villainess.”The novel insists villains end in ruin.Tian Xiang’s reply: “If I’m going down, we’re all going down.”Meng Cheng’an—once a literal background prop, now upgrading in real time:Background NPC → Major Villain → Obsessed Lover → Yandere Husband → Shamelessly Devoted Spouse.The more chaos Tian Xiang stirs, the faster his labels evolve—until the final tag reads:“Her Partner-in-Crime—For Life.”

That feeling of ripping through your enemies and the feel of their hot blood washing over your body.

What better way to relax the body after a glorious victory than indulging in the carnal pleasure from conquered women.

All Evary Seth desires is supreme power, carnal pleasure, to screw his wife whenever he can and of course, to conquer his ridiculously powerful mother-in-law.

Seth wants to be the strongest, but who is stronger? A primordial fiend? Or its creator, a God?

What do Gods do when their biggest attack dog turns on them.

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ABO, AA, Qiangqiang, dual teachers
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After a car accident, Shen Luyang slipped into a tanmei novel he had read, and there was a system in his head.
System: Your task is to save the protagonist Shou and let him be beautiful alone from the attack. Mission failure, thunder strikes!
Shen Luyang covered his heart: fog grass!​​
The protagonist Gong in this novel called “Love Plus” is a high school teacher. As an S-level Alpha, his family is rich, rich and idle, cold-blooded and perverted, and his force is max. Crazy psychosis in one.
But he is the only teacher in the whole school who can subdue students, and the grades of all the classes he has taught have skyrocketed.​​
All in all, scum is a good teacher, but scum will die.​​
The protagonist Shou is a young teacher who has just graduated and was assigned to this high school. Unfortunately, he was attacked and took a fancy to, and staged a violent robbery.
The protagonist suffers from being an Alpha, and finally ends up in a miserable life.​​
Shen Luyang, the cannon fodder character of the same name in the book, was hit and killed by the attack car in the third chapter because he ran into the attack and threatened the protagonist.
And the node where he passed through the book happened to be the scene of the threat of pushing open the office door…
System: The mission starts, saves the protagonist, the mission fails, and the primary five thunders hit the top!
What the hell!
Shen Lu and Yang Erkang: Thank you, teacher! Bridge, Bridge Bean Sack!
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Tips
1. The sand sculpture dog who can’t help but flirt with the fishing department is attacked, the math teacher X the physics teacher, and the double Alpha is strong
2. The protagonist watched “Sorrowful Love Plus” is a fanfiction, and the original version of “Sorrowful Love” was read. In the original version, Li Gong was a madly criticized law-abiding citizen.
3. Gong doesn’t like the protagonist of the original book, the two books are made up by the author, and there is no prototype
4. There is no big logic, everything serves the plot, have a good time>3
5. The copy was written on February 3, 2021, and screenshots have been taken.

Content tags: Fantasy space system sweet text through books
Search keywords: Protagonist: Shen Luyang ┃ Supporting role: Xie Weihan Han Ersheng ┃ Others: ABO, double A
One sentence introduction: Accidentally bent by a lunatic
Purpose: work hard to live a positive life and enjoy life.

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