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... raised his eyes to the heavens, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and found his throat dry.

Li Wei, “What, are you worried my opening monologue tonight will be the same?”

Jost choked, “You’re planning to go off script?”

Li Wei shrugged nonchalantly—

On “Saturday Night Live,” the guest host is responsible for the opening monologue, a solo performance equivalent to stand-up comedy.

This monologue is often the highlight of the show, relying entirely on the gue ...

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