Diary of a Dead Wizard - Chapter 833

Ren Arakawa thought getting stabbed by his psycho ex-girlfriend was the worst way to die, and it would end his story. Turns out, it was just the prologue. He wakes up in a parallel earth full of dungeons, monsters, hunters and way too many women with clingy tendencies and knives.To make things worse, the goddess who reincarnated him? Yeah—she's the Yandere Goddess, the divine creator of obsessive love and the world he is going to reincarnate is female-dominated world, and she’s mad Ren called his ex “crazy.” So she curses him:“Every girl who likes you will become yandere. Like, explosively, murderously, loyalty-soaked yandere, to them you will be their oxygen. Good luck, idiot~ Go ahead and realise how amazing this yandere love is.”BUT—plot twist—the God of Creation, who’s been hiding in a broom closet in heaven since the beginning of the universe to escape his yandere stalker (guess who?), snatches Ren’s soul mid-reincarnation and gives him a cheat skill:[Heartsteal] – Absorb one power from any yandere girl who's obsessed with you.“My guy...you should help me...this bitch is driving me crazy..”Now Ren just wants to survive dungeons and not die from accidental love. Instead, he’s collecting powers:A healer who murders teammates because they looked at him wrongA pop idol who sends her fans to the shadow realm for shipping her with someone else other than RenA plant mage who grows garden clones of him to cuddle and possibly do other thingsArmed with sarcasm, trauma, and increasingly dangerous girlfriends, Ren must climb the power ladder, level up, and eventually punch a literal goddess in the face to break the curse and destroy the concept of Yandere and be a free man.Love? Nope. Power through emotionally unstable women? Absolutely.

Zhuge Lan brought the [Emotion Value System] and made a great name for himself in Douluo!Because his soul skills are too strange, he knelt down and cried when he was banned.100% of the time, his sword was caught with bare hands: Kneel down, you little jerk!The Eye of the Sage: Whoever you stare at will get pregnant and give birth in one hour!Hateful Curse: If you hit me, you will have diarrhea, and if you hit me again, you will have dysmenorrhea!......Tang San: Kneel down first when you meet him, and you will have dysmenorrhea if you hit him! Is this person poisonous?!Tang Hao: I punched him to vent my anger on my son, and he had diarrhea so much that he couldn't raise his head for the rest of his life!Zhu Zhuqing: Lan is so handsome, I don't understand why you are afraid?Qian Renxue: You have seen my true female form for a long time, and you are still arm in arm with me?

( There are millions of books just like this but not quite this. )---Be warned this profound scripture isn't meant for those beneath the bone age of 18.Dual Cultivation isn't an art. It's the ultimate harmony of Yin and Yang and the balance of seasDrop by drop, step by step, join the journey to fight against the heaven and obtain the ultimate lustful Dao!!!* * *Crippled... Beaten... Humiliated.Bai Long was nothing more than a third-rate cocky young master with too much lust and too little power.A typical young master who gets beaten by the protagonist within 2 chapters and his own family hates him, afterward.After failing to drug and defile a jade fairy, he was publicly destroyed by two rising protagonists: his half-brother Bai Huan, and the righteous sect genius Yang Kai.Left to rot by his clan and sect for being a cripple and trash. Bai Long’s broken body became the perfect vessel... For someone far worse.A new soul descends... sinister, cunning, and utterly merciless.Gifted with the Jade Fairy System, this new Bai Long doesn't just seek revenge, he seeks domination.Peace!? We want violence, problems!! ALWAYS!!Every jade beauty shall kneel and worship his dragon rod.While every so-called “Son of Heaven” shall die a dog's death.And every sect that once mocked him shall burn.Father, you dare turn against me... Go meet Yama.Grandpa, Lord Yama wants to give you words of wisdom.* * *Cripple your cultivation base, drop all your possessions, kowtow 200 times, and hand over the Jade Fairy—she shall warm this Young Master's bed.If not, don't blame this Young Master for being merciless.Dao seldom peace, embraces violence.Tags: Pure Evil Mc, logical Mc, system, dragon inheritance, harem R-18, strong to stronger, Master-disciple, bloodline purity, protagonist-hunting, scaming, dominant Mc, threesome, Milfs, gilfs, pure jade fairies,* * *Juniors,Join the Cultural Dao temple for illustrations, exclusive chapters, and more nsfw images of jade fairies.This senior bids farewell.

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