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... il her ass now. Especially the video.

Or I could go back and watch the video they so graciously let me have giving me full wood.

Like a stupid minion in that really really old hero cartoon movie I rubbed my hands and sinisterly said through a cracked voice, "Both. Both is good!"

Or was the minions voice really stupid and sort of high pitched?

I shrugged not really remembering the exact voice used on that little horned devil.

I pulled up the text app and sw ...

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