Best Delinquent Wife’s Order: Rise Again, Hubby - Chapter 37: Would You Believe If I Say That I Got Married to Zuo Hancheng?

I fell into a wannabe murim.But apparently martial arts is supposed to be difficult?Hm… Is it really that bad?

Chen Sansi traveled back to the chaotic end of a dynasty, thankfully with the hardworking system by his side. He originally wanted to hunt to earn money and someday go to the Martial Arts Hall to learn some basic fist and foot techniques, aspiring just to be an ordinary rich man. Yet, fate had other plans. With officials imposing heavy taxes and the Martial Arts Hall bullying the citizens, he had no choice but to enlist in the army to survive, becoming an archer. From “archery (entry-level),” he worked tirelessly up to “operating a ten thousand weight bow, where arrows cannot be dodged,” taking the heads of enemy generals from a hundred miles away! From “basic soldier’s spear technique,” he worked tirelessly up to “National Guardian Dragon Spear, growing more valiant with each battle,” standing firm with a spear on horseback, alone turning back the Enemy Army of a million! Years later, Chen Sansi, having campaigned in the south and battled in the north, was truly invincible under the heavens, commanding two hundred thousand of the Iron Cavalry. Watching his subordinates forcibly ascend him to the throne and become emperor, he felt quite helpless: ’You... you have really caused me trouble!’

I seem to have reincarnated in the world of an r-rated romance fantasy novel. And not just as an ordinary character, but as the witch who loses her life to the crazy male lead!

Luckily there is a long 200 years until the main characters are born and grow into their roles.

Now that my life is not in imminent danger, shall we leisurely think of ways to avoid death?

However, I had not taken notice of a very important detail about the time I’d be spending ‘safe from imminent danger’. 200 years was by no means a short waiting period and by the time the younger version of the male lead appeared in front of me , I had completely forgotten the original novel’s plot!

Oh, whatever, now that it’s come to this, the only way to survive is to raise the male lead into a sane and stable adult! The first step to avoiding death by the hands of the tyrant male lead is changing this extremely frightened child’s life.

“It must be very inconvenient for you to have me suddenly show up on your doorstep, I’m sorry. You can tell me to go away, I’ll be fine.”

“Nonsense. Do I look like someone who could be inconvenienced by a little boy like you? Also, what do you mean by you’ll be fine even if told to go away? It’s not like you have anywhere to go back to, kid.”

The little boy burst into tears.

‘Oh, this is so not it.’ Was what the witch thought to herself as the little boy sobbed

Getting betrayed, stabbed, and dumped in a monster nest wasn’t how Jemil expected to die.Turns out, the universe had other plans.When he awakens the forbidden Eros Beast System, Jemil gains the ability to tame—and evolve—beast girls through intimacy. The stronger their bond, the more powerful (and seductive) they become.Now stuck with a dangerously clingy fox spirit, a seductive plant nymph who wants “healing time” every night, an ice-cold phoenix valkyrie with serious tsundere energy, and a yandere snake woman who keeps coiling around his bedroll, Jemil’s survival is no longer about fighting monsters.It’s about surviving his own harem.Every beast wants his affection. Every touch unlocks new power. Every battle pushes their bonds further.And if he lets his guard down?They might just evolve…Into something that’ll kill for him.Or ride him into the next life.[Warning: Contains beast girls, spicy bonding, absurd system quests, dangerous waifus, and one very overwhelmed tamer.]