Beers and Beards - Chapter 70Book 3: : Duck, Duck, Dwarf

In high school, Ling Chen was the most taciturn student in the class, always walking alone with lowered eyebrows and eyes.

The longest sentence Zhu Wenshu ever said to him was just a polite sentence at graduation, “I wish you a bright future, and I will keep in touch in the future.”

Later, Ling Chen really did have a bright future.

He was dubbed a monster rookie when he debuted, sweeping the major music charts, winning various music awards, and was followed by flowers and applause.

It was rumored that Ling Chen’s “Classmate Xiaocan” was written to his first love who had been engraved in his heart.

Friends knew that Zhu Wenshu and Ling Chen were classmates in high school, so they came to gossip: Do you know who his first love was?

Zhu Wenshan shook her head: I don’t know. It might not be from our school.

One day, the class that had been silent for a long time suddenly became active, discussing the hacking of the famous star classmate Ling Chen.

An old classmate privately approached Zhu Wenshu to complain: Thanks to the account hacker, I just found out that my remark in Ling Chen’s Q|Q was “the sixth in the fifth row.” What about you?

Zhu Wenshu laughed out loud, and couldn’t help opening Q|Q, which hadn’t been touched for a long time, and sure enough, she also received the same message.

Ling Chen: Classmate Xiaocan, Part-time Summer Job, Easily Earns 500 RMB a day, Come quickly add my WeChat: JzB1551

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Question: “When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?” “A. Pull it out” “B. Suck it out” “C.**********” Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C... --------- “Yikes, what’s pressing against me?” Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, “Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!” With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand… ------ “Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?” Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked. “A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?” No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied. “Sister-in-law, don’t cry, I’ll help you get it out right now!” After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin’s thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……

Si Tian transmigrated into a book of cookies, but it’s a pity that the whole family is full of villains.
The eldest son is the heroine Hei Yueguang, who is glamorous on the surface, but is actually hypocritical and dark.
The youngest son is a vicious male partner who has been committed to adding trouble to the hero and heroine from the beginning to the end.
The husband is a black-hearted capitalist who bankrupted the heroine’s family.
And Si Tian was their cowardly mother who died early.
Facing the beginning of death, Si Tian just wanted to lie flat, and the big cub walked into the room with a water glass in his hand, asking softly, “Is mom sick?”
The little boy has fair skin, soft hair, and wet eyes, looking at her carefully.
Si Tian’s heart was hit in an instant, how could such a cute cub be a villain!
Defeat the future villain, starting from the cub stage.
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Cub Ji Zhile knows that his mother doesn’t like him, it doesn’t matter, he also hates his mother fairly.
His mother forced him to eat the hated carrots, and Ji Zhile took revenge in his notebook.
Mom played hide-and-seek with him and ended up hiding on the bed.
Mom went to pick up her brother first and then pick him up today, Ji Zhile held grudges again.
…
Until one day, my mother found his revenge notebook, and read it in rhythmic rhythm in front of him, laughing while reading it.
Ji Zhile cried out with a “wow”: He hates vicious mothers the most!
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The variety show “Traveling with Mom” ​​was launched. Netizens had great expectations for Si Tian’s group. Si Tian was originally a starlet. show up.
Netizens turned on the variety show on time, expecting to see the swords and swords of wealthy families, or mothers rushing to bring their babies. result–
Going to bed at night, Si Tian stayed up late playing with her mobile phone, and the eldest cub Ji Ning sighed: “Mom, stop playing games, you will have dark circles under your eyes.”
Cub Ji Zhile probed: “Mom hasn’t cleared the level after playing for so long, it’s so pitiful.”
Si Tian pulled up the quilt to cover the cub: “Sleep!”
Get up early to cook, and the mothers in other groups get up at six o’clock to make a nutritious breakfast.
Si Tian was woken up by the big cub at eight o’clock and drank hot porridge.
After the meal, he quietly ate the cub’s snacks.
The barrage was temporarily filled with “Pick up a good-looking and obedient cub”, “Ji Ning and a cub in a dream”, and “Qi Sitian to share coups for taking care of a cub”.
Si Tian said: Mom and Zai Zai, there must be someone capable in the family.
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Ji Jiangzhou doesn’t care about Si Tian, ​​and sends 1 million to Si Tian as pocket money on time every month. The two are just superficial husband and wife, respecting each other like guests.
Until Ji Jiangzhou saw variety shows by chance, his always weak wife was stunning and eye-catching in variety shows.
After returning home, the eldest son approached him: “Dad, I know you are going to divorce your mother, I want to live with my mother, and I want to protect her.”
Youngest son: “Father, let my mother take me away too. I will eat less meat and spend less money in the future.”
Ji Jiangzhou:?
Why didn’t he know that his wife was going to divorce him?

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The 27-year-old genius beauty doctor Xia Qing dies in surgery!She is reborn!She is reborn in the ward she's most familiar with, in the body of a 200-pound pregnant woman—a woman who had died from pain during a Cesarean section due to her requests to not use anesthesia.She can't help but worry about herself. This body was useless except for being young.How could Xia Qing tolerate this?On the menu are—revenge, losing weight, and snatching the idolized man of a scumbag girl in passing. Although she's overweight, she strives to live well. Being overweight isn't the end of days. They still deserve love.“Have you heard? Boss Pei has a child out of wedlock. He's getting married!”“Who's he marrying? Who?”“That 200-pound fatty from the Lin family of South City!”“Is Second Master crazy?”Lin Xiaqing turns her head to look. “You think I'm fat?”Pei Zhengyang looks at the voluptuous woman. “Not at all, just nice to the touch.”