Beers and Beards
All Pete wanted was to be buried in wine grapes. Was that too much to ask?Now he's in a fantasy world, far from home, and stuck underground in the body of a smelly dwarf with fantastic facial hair. The worst part though? The swill that the dwarves are falling all over themselves to drink. Its flat, it's watery, and it has the alcohol content of a rancid coconut. Can Pete save the dwarves from their own Sour fate, or will he be forever doomed to plink his pickaxe away in hopes that he hits the mother lode. Come for the cozy fantasy, stay for the beer puns that will leave you hop-ping mad! A bubbly slice of life LitRPG with love, laughter, and a little melancholy, just like drinking a bottle of Whitbier on the beach. Has some monster fights but no real gore. No elves or harems allowed.
- What’s Next?
- Book 4: The End
- C.83Book 4, : A Beginning and an End
- C.82Book 4, : Winning the Game?
- C.81Book 4, : Winning at Life
- C.80Book 4, : Afterparty
- C.79Book 4, : I Need a Drink
- C.78Book 4, : Please Don’t Eat Me
- C.77Book 4, : Here there be dragons??
- C.76Book 4, : The Battle of Three Armies
- C.75Book 4, : Calm before the storm
- C.74Book 4, : The Battle Begins
- C.73Book 4, : The Beastfolk March
- C.72Book 4, : From the Frying Pan to the Fire
- C.71Book 4: : Valarienne - On The High Seas
- C.13Book 4, : Interlude - Dragons, and Dragons, and Dragons, Oh My!
- C.71Book 4, : Honeyed Hams
- C.70Book 4, : Fun at the Bee-ach
- C.69Book 4, : A Beeautiful Journey
- C.68Book 4, : One Last Hail Barck
- C.67Book 4, : The First Meads
- C.66Book 4, : Rice and Honey
- C.65Book 4, : The Specifics of Meadmaking
- C.64Book 4, : Welcome to the Meadery
- C.63Book 4, : Grandia, City of Adventurers
- C.62Book 4, : Wish I Could Quit You
- C.61Book 4, : What’s Happening with the Beastfolk
- C.60Book 4, : The Gods are All Crazy
- C.59Book 4, : A even more local specialty
- C.58Book 4, : A Local Specialty
- C.57Book 4, : The Rolling Hills of Cascadia
- C.56Book 4, : You’re the Boss
- C.55Book 4, : Balin – It Takes Goooose to Tango
- C.54Book 4, : The Tribes of Cascadia
- C.53Book 4, : Valarienne
- C.52Book 4, : Game On!
- C.51Book 4, : Take Me Out to the Hitball Game
- C.50Book 4, : Jeremiah’s Back!
- C.49Book 4: : Everything’s Clear Now
- C.48Book 4: : So Mature
- C.47Book 4: : Stop the Presses!
- C.46Book 4: : I Tip My Cap To You!
- C.45Book 4: : Step by Step
- C.44Book 4: : An Unexpected Party
- C.43Book 4: : Nuruk
- C.42Book 4: : Saccharification
- C.41Book 4: : Love is a Burnin’ Fire
- C.40Book 4: : Medals and Monarchs
- C.39Book 4: : Clan Matters
- C.38Book 4: : Those Left Behind
- C.37Book 4: : Balin – Rumble in the Palace
- C.36Book 4: : With Great Power
- C.35Book 4: : Panic at the Disco
- C.34Book 4: : The King and I
- C.33Book 4: : Romero Romero, Wherefor Art Thou, Romero
- C.32Book 4: : The Spring Ball
- C.31Book 4: : Green
- C.30Book 4: : Chosen Roundtable
- C.29Book 4: : Stampede Breakfast
- C.28Book 4: : Maple Syrup
- C.27Book 4: : Backsweetening
- C.26Book 4: : Balancing Act
- C.25Book 4: : A Juicey Situation
- C.24Book 4: : A Pressing Situation
- C.23Book 4: : Sing The Songs That Remind You Of The Good Times
- C.22Book 4: : A Year Of Hard Work
- C.21Book 4: : Balin - A Year in Cascadia (2)
- C.20Book 4: : Balin - A Year in Cascadia (1)
- C.19Book 4: : Embassy Ball
- C.18Book 4: : The King of the Elves
- C.17Book 4: : Antechamber Antics
- C.16Book 4: : Trunk Castle
- C.15Book 4: : Elves are Officially Insane
- C.14Book 4: : Illusions of Grandeur
- C.13Book 4: : Spring Forward, Fall Back
- C.12Book 4: : Dimensional Dungeon Cascadia
- C.11Book 4: : Balin – Into The Unknown
- C.10Book 4: : A Weak Rock
- C.9Book 4: : Kinshasa Adventuring Guild
- C.8Book 4: : The Eyes of the Gods
- C.7Book 4: : What’s In A Name?
- C.6Book 4: : A Special Moment
- C.5Book 4: : Reply Hazy
- C.4Book : : A Good Year
- Book 4 A Good Year
- C.3Book 4: : Elven Wine
- C.2Book 4: : The Duke of the North
- C.1Book 4: : The World and Everything In It
- C.11: Somewhere else
- C.10: Rescue and realization
- C.9: Blessing
- C.8: The Firmament (2)
- C.7: The Firmament (1)
- C.6: A dwarven handshake
- C.5: Be mine
- C.4: A glass half full
- C.3: A mop and a whistle
- C.2: I was reincarnated as a dwarf but all the beer is bad!
- C.1: Trouble is brewing
- Book 1 - Prologue























