Be Careful, Scum Dad! Mommy Is Back! - Chapter 292: Salt on the Palm, The More You Hit, The More It Hurts

Chen Lu Si finds a strange stone and meets a strange girl during his tomb sweeping.After the girl slashes him with a sword, he finds that he couldn't control his whole body but his mouth, and his hands are turning into swords.“I have no objections to the rest, but I think the danger sequence should be upgraded to A. His Transforming Blade ability is too dangerous for ordinary people... And I don't think recruiting him into Celestial Strategy is a good idea.”“C, you saw it earlier; his arm got dislocated cutting a bullet. Although it can barely handle modern weapons, it's uncertain against fully automatic weapons.”

Yuan Xi had a dream about a sexual encounter, only to discover after a night of pleasure that it had all been real. After being shocked silly for a long time, he ran away.

Who would have thought that a big grown man like him would become pregnant and have a son?

The question was, who is the child’s father? It had been too dark for Lao Tzu to see clearly!

Also, what was this daily life system that has been attached to him?

Farming Skill
Ranching Skill
Harvesting Skill
Cooking Skill
Building Skill
Skinning Skill
Sewing Skill
Smithing Skill

… There was a never-ending row of categories.

老子 Lao Tzu: A way of referring to oneself, usually in angry or joking situations.

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There is a sect, not just any normal sect. It's a sect where all Disciples were said to be goddesses of talent and beauty. Whatever you dreamed of, it can be brought to reality. But at what cost?What's the secret to this sect where only females are allowed to be in and what's the motive of the Sect Leader who's a 'bit' pervert?Does he aim for world domination or does he simply wish to conquer beauty?